Ashley Cole to copy Tiger Woods apology.
A leaked document proves Ashley Cole intends to copy Tiger Woods’ apology almost word-for-word. See link below.
Ashley is to be comforted by Tiger Woods' mum after his apology
With thanks to @ross_owen for the picture, and that Avatar/Pocahontas thing.
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Great stuff. On a serious note though, if he issues a public apology, it will make him look even sillier than he already does, because nobody will take it seriously. Looks like Cheryl is doing the right thing and filing for divorce.
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I Just shit myself with laughter! Brit for best solo artist!
STINKING ROTTEN UGLY BAG OF SHIIIT …EXTENTSION WEARING WHORE HOODLUM SCUM CHERYL….HOW COULD YOU HAVE YOUR HUSBAND AND NOT SLLEP WITH HIM FOR SIX MONTHS….AND TELL THE WORLD HOW YOU WERE AT HOME GIVING HIM A HARD TIME….THEN PRETEND YOU ARE THIS INNOCENT VICTIM?????? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FUKKK OFF LONG TIME AND LET ASHLEY FIND A LOVING CARING WIFE TO STICK BY HIM…..YOU LIEING PIECE OF SHIIT MONEY GRABBING DOG!!! YOU DUMBASS BITCH SKANKY SHIT FUGLY GHETTO DIRTBAG ….I HATE YOU NOW YOU BITCHHH!!! I HOPE YOU ROT AND GO TO FUCKKKING HELL I CANT HATE YOU ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU DID TO POOR ASHLEY…ALWAYS AWAY TOO BUSY NOT TOO BUSY TO FUKKK WITH THAT UGLY DANCER SHITFACE BOY THOUGH!!!
But Chelsea, what do you really think about it? You shouldn’t hold back, it’s bad for your health.
Hey, come on. I might be ugly, but I’m not a dancer.
Mum, you’re embarrassing me.
Ashley Cole´s last blog ..I am overwhelmed by beef.
Ooooo this reads almost exactly like my parents wedding vows.
Sorry David, but Chelsea’s comment is funnier.
i think Chelsea above need s some serious help….and quickly
Woah! I think the first thing you need to do Mr. Chelsea, Sir, is learn how to spell ‘fuck’ that might give your nonsense diatribe some gravitas. Then you could unclick your capslock because there’s really no need to shout, we’re all adults and shouting’s for morons. ‘Poor Ashley’ is both big enough and indeed ugly enough to fight his own battles but I’m sure he welcomes such reasoned debate on the matter. I approve of the completely non-contextual use of the word ‘hoodlum’ though, that’s not a word you see connected to a multi-millionnaire female pop star everyday so well done there. Go and breathe, come down from whatever it you’re on, and then you might realise that it’s none of your business how often Mrs. Cole sleeps with her fella – something tells me you’re a little too interested in how often he gets it.
Ashley Cole is a twat and she’s a twat for putting up with it. That’s my take on this subject. I’m sure they both welcome my opinion.
^ ah, reclusive genius Chris Morris resurfaces, I see ^
Ah. I guess I should have guessed that comments would be moderated. Which meant that my weak ‘mum you’re embarrassing me’ didn’t appear straight after Chelsea’s comment which…
*gets coat*
JonnyB trading as Ashley Cole´s last blog ..I am overwhelmed by beef.
I am glad that Tiger Woods is back playing. It makes the game interesting again.
Tiger Woods is a very good golfer but his reputation as a cheating husband made him a bad character..’.