Proof of Age

Sinead Old Connor

Here’s a thing I wrote for the Jewish Quarterly. But you may get something out of it even if you didn’t know that the Hebrew for circumcision is “bris”.

It’s over. I write to you now as an old person. Amend the census, tick the age box marked “35 to what-does-it-matter-he’s-past-it-now”, pass on my number to cold-callers with special offers for careful drivers of a certain age. I’m now officially old. (more…)

Ack-Tor

He taught me everything I know…

The Internet Scrolls

I’m proud to say I’ve discovered a whole load of previously unseen artefacts known as the Internet Scrolls. These documents could revolutionise our understanding of history and stuff. And make me and any prospective publisher some dosh. I’ve therefore decided to post a few of them here.

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