Tiger’s Advent Calendar
Tiger with the Infidelity Cup. The names of his mistresses are engraved at the bottom
I’m loving this new Tiger Woods advent calendar: every day you open a little window to reveal a new woman he’s had an affair with. No wonder he apologised for “Transgressions” – which it turns out is a nightclub in Barnsley he got drunk in (more…)
Chicken Licken and Foxy Knoxy
Hopefully this pic will make you read this blog
Like many people I was stunned by the verdict finding Amanda Knox guilty. It goes against what most sane people agree is the essence of justice which is that you’re innocent until proven ugly. What’s wrong with this Third World Italian legal system?! Well, I can tell you – a central plank of Italian law is the “legge della ricreazione” (“law of the playground”), whereby you’re allowed to be horrible to girls you fancy. That’s the only possible explanation. (more…)
J’accuse!…
Thierry Henry in training
Thierry Henry: “Well tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be Maradona…”
And as Thierry disappears through the smoke in front of the “Stars in Your Eyes” doors (always slightly unsettling for anyone who’s seen “The Fog”), we curse him for eliminating the Irish through cheating, yet thank him for helping create that excellent pun about people getting fed up with the whole story suffering from Thierry Ennui (more…)
