5 Terms in English Slang Everyone Should Know
Here’s a thing I did with Canadian internet genius TremendousNews (not his real name). (more…)
The Bitterish Comedy Awards
The funniest man in Britain. And Harry Hill. (How dare I even make that joke?)
I was at the British Comedy Awards on Saturday night. Compared to other years, it was pretty mild (I was there when Julian Clary joked that he’d been fisting the chancellor Norman Lamont, a joke which led to his career being awarded to Paul O’Grady). The only real surprise was that Ryan Giggs didn’t win anything. (more…)
X(mas)-Factor
Jordward. At one point everyone was trying to get in with the twins.
You have to hand it to Simon Cowell. In a bid to outwit the campaign against an X-Factor Christmas No.1, he’s announced that this year’s winner’s song will be a version of “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine. Thus he wins. (more…)
Chicken Licken and Foxy Knoxy
Hopefully this pic will make you read this blog
Like many people I was stunned by the verdict finding Amanda Knox guilty. It goes against what most sane people agree is the essence of justice which is that you’re innocent until proven ugly. What’s wrong with this Third World Italian legal system?! Well, I can tell you – a central plank of Italian law is the “legge della ricreazione” (“law of the playground”), whereby you’re allowed to be horrible to girls you fancy. That’s the only possible explanation. (more…)
Schneider in honest performance shock
Springtime for Hitler. I expected similar results last night.
I’ve had a major breakthrough careerwise. Yesterday I showed an audience my pyjamas. It felt true, honest, edgy – though in retrospect maybe I should have washed them (they were toothpaste stains, ok?! Toothpaste!) (more…)
