Big Brother: crouching tiger, breaking wind…
Katia and Basshunter: will we have to call them Kunter?
WARNING, KIDS AND MY MUM. This blog contains moderate swearing and moderate ideas of an adult nature.
I’m surprised that people who hate Big Brother haven’t yet set up a campaign to have us spend several weeks watching the goings-on inside the Rage Against the Machine house. (more…)
Dr Who and the 11th Regeneration of the Queen Mum
The Queen can't hide her disappointment at the 11th Queen Mother, Matt Smith
For an hour and 15 minutes yesterday, Twitter in the UK went silent as the country respectfully witnessed the passing of the much-loved 10th Doctor. The event had a lot in common with the death of the Queen Mother (like the Doctor, she was 905 when she passed), or even the death of Diana. In fact Mohamed al Fayed has already demanded an enquiry into the suspicious circumstances of the Doctor’s regeneration. Truly, David Tennant was the Doctor of People’s Hearts (both of them). (more…)
The Bitterish Comedy Awards
The funniest man in Britain. And Harry Hill. (How dare I even make that joke?)
I was at the British Comedy Awards on Saturday night. Compared to other years, it was pretty mild (I was there when Julian Clary joked that he’d been fisting the chancellor Norman Lamont, a joke which led to his career being awarded to Paul O’Grady). The only real surprise was that Ryan Giggs didn’t win anything. (more…)
X(mas)-Factor
Jordward. At one point everyone was trying to get in with the twins.
You have to hand it to Simon Cowell. In a bid to outwit the campaign against an X-Factor Christmas No.1, he’s announced that this year’s winner’s song will be a version of “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine. Thus he wins. (more…)
