Greece asked to leave Europe

There’s no way round it. It looks certain that by the end of the day Sarkozy and Merkel will insist that Greece will have to leave Europe. A trillion dollar deal involving the IMF and the European bank will see Greece forcibly detached from the European mainland and towed out of the Mediterranean to be dumped somewhere off the coast of Africa.

How the new Greece may look

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Proof of Age

Sinead Old Connor

Here’s a thing I wrote for the Jewish Quarterly. But you may get something out of it even if you didn’t know that the Hebrew for circumcision is “bris”.

It’s over. I write to you now as an old person. Amend the census, tick the age box marked “35 to what-does-it-matter-he’s-past-it-now”, pass on my number to cold-callers with special offers for careful drivers of a certain age. I’m now officially old. (more…)

Ack-Tor

He taught me everything I know…

The Internet Scrolls

I’m proud to say I’ve discovered a whole load of previously unseen artefacts known as the Internet Scrolls. These documents could revolutionise our understanding of history and stuff. And make me and any prospective publisher some dosh. I’ve therefore decided to post a few of them here.

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Acting Showreel

New winner: Most Inappropriate Toy Name

We have a new challenger to our previous most inappropriate name.

via @Doubledavies

It’s with a “z”. “Z”!

And the Winner: Most Inappropriately Named Toy… is…

via @b3ta_links @MandyPandy32 – for more funnies see her blog.

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