Beaten black and blue and Brown.
L to R: Crabbe, Malfoy and Gordon Brown
Well, it’s good to see Downing Street move so quickly to dampen down the row about Gordon Brown stealing the Miliband’s lunch money and flushing Alistair Darling’s head in the toilet. First thing was their announcement of the construction of a naughty step at No.10, then came confirmation of an independent committee to look into bullying, to be chaired by Shilpa Shetty and a speccy fat kid who loves watching “Glee”. (more…)
Ashley Cole to copy Tiger Woods apology.
A leaked document proves Ashley Cole intends to copy Tiger Woods’ apology almost word-for-word. See link below.
Ashley is to be comforted by Tiger Woods' mum after his apology
With thanks to @ross_owen for the picture, and that Avatar/Pocahontas thing.
